My favorite performances that Oscar forgot

The Chadwick Boseman loss at the Oscars, the total snubbing of Delroy Lindo and the former president's bizarro meltdown about the ceremony (he apparently is incensed that the Academy Awards is nicknamed the Oscars) got me thinking -- randomly -- about how the awards almost always leave virtually no one satisfied. 

The best films rarely win, the same goes for the best performances. 'Best' being of course totally subjective, but I think most reasonable people can agree that Crash was not the Best Picture of 2005 or that Gary Oldman was the Best Actor of 2017 or I could on and on.

Some of my very favorite performances in some of my favorite films weren't even nominately, even when they absolutely plausibly could have been. The kinds of roles that win has evolved. Although there is still a preference for playing real life figures or people with some kind of physically or mental condition -- there are nice, unexpected, atypical wins from time to time.

For instance, Brad Pitt's career-defining, career-capping work in Once Upon a Time In Hollywood would never have screamed Oscar role 20 years ago, but he was so note perfect in that part that I believed he richly deserved his win. But here are just a few of my favorite performances that Oscar forgot:

Best Supporting Actor: 

Paul Dano, There Will Be Blood: His sniveling boy preacher character (technically a dual role since he also plays Eli Sunday's twin brother) is the perfect foil to Daniel Day-Lewis' monstrous lead character. He more than holds his own with one of the greatest actors of all time and performs with a wisdom far behond his years. 

Dennis Hopper, Blue Velvet: It's kind of insane that Hopper was only nominated once in his career for the maudlin but moving Hoosiers. He could have easily been a supporting nominee for his wackadoo but unforgettable turn in Apocalypse Now, and especially for this film where he created one of the most unforgettable and horrific villains of all time -- the unhinged Frank Booth.

Robert Shaw, Jaws: One of the most memorable characters ever? Check. One of the greatest monologues ever delivered in a film? Check. One of the most iconic demises in movie history? Check. Jaws was nominated for Best Picture, so how on earth was the film's most dynamic performance completely forgotten? It practically screams Best Supporting Actor!

Andrew Garfield, The Social Network - The one hurt because early on it looks so assured. The one almost likable character in David Fincher's epic about the making of Facebook was a real star turn for Garfield, who has been hit or miss since. But in this film he still shines as maybe Mark Zuckerberg's only true friend.

Albert Brooks, Drive - Not sure what happened here, especially since he won or was nominated for every major critics award for this hyper stylized crime film. His shockingly violent villain was one of the most surprising turns in recent memory and a great capper to one of the most underrated careers in movies. I hope he gets one at least more role of this caliber soon.

John Cazale, The Godfather Part II - Character actors from Godfather II totally dominated this category back in 1975 with Robert DeNiro (the eventual winner), Michael V. Gazzo and Lee Strasberg all scoring well-deserved nominations. But they left out this film's best supporting performance! The late John Cazale's brilliant work as the perpetually pathetic Fredo is the engine the makes this movie work.

Michael B. Jordan - Black Panther - One of the worst snubs in recent history -- Jordan keeps getting overlooked time and again despite delivering one fantastic performance after another. His work here was unlike anything he'd done before and light years ahead of what the Marvel universe normally offers in terms of villain roles. Complex, even sympathetic, his character was the one that haunts you when the credits rolled.

Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner - Speaking of complex villainous roles, this was the high water mark of this wonderful actor's career and a performance that has only become more legendary as the film containing it continues to be embraced as the masterpiece it is. He is the unexpected warm heart of this cold film.

John Goodman, The Big Lebowski - Insane factoid for you -- John Goodman has never been nominated for an Oscar! I know, it's insane. Especially when I can easily name about a half dozen performances that are worthy off the top of my head. But favorite may be his batshit crazy, Vietnam-obsessed character in this Coen brothers' classic, a comedy tour de force.

Best Supporting Actress

Michelle Pfeiffer, Batman Returns - Back in 1992, the idea of anyone being nominated for a performance in a superhero movie would have seemed ludicrous, but with time and distance, who could deny that Pfeiffer turned in the definitive Catwoman performance (although i did really like Anne Hathaway's) but also a light years ahead of its time feminist characterization of an antihero.

Sandra Bernhard, The King of Comedy - It's taken a very long time for people to come around the brilliance of this 1983 Scorsese black comedy and Bernhard's wild, unpredictable performance as a Jerry Lewis superfan is part of what makes it so special. Just her singing to a trapped, taped up Lewis was worth a nomination alone.

Kelly McGillis, Witness - A case could be made for Best Actress here too, although the narrative is far more focused on Harrison Ford's big city cop going undercover in Amish country. A lovely, quiet performance invested with so much feeling. McGillis deserved to be a bigger star with a longer career but Top Gun seems to have derailed her.

Best Actress

Lupita Nyong'o, Us - Easily one of my favorite performances of the past decade and a real game changer. Nyong'o had already established herself as a great dramatic actress, but this bravura dual performance showed just how much Hollywood has been wasting her in mostly animated roles. It's insane that she got snubbed.

Pam Grier, Jackie Brown - Tarantino has said he cast Grier in part so that she might become the first black woman to win the Best Actress Academy Award (something that still, insanely, has only occurred once). It would have been a fitting part. Grier has grit, gravitas and great cool under pressure chops here that get better with every viewing.

Charlize Theron, Mad Max Fury Road - Totally atypical Oscar fare to be sure, but so was the movie she was in which turned out to be a critical darling and multiple nominee. Tom Hardy is great fun in the lead, but Charlize Theron is the real star (and emotional center) of that film. Her performance has become iconic.

Maria Schneider, Last Tango in Paris - Another example of a great lead performance overshadowed by a co-star, which is inevitable when your co-star is Marlon Brando. But Brando's performance, which I believe is his best, wouldn't work if Schneider were not such an able, and giving scene partner. The deeply problematic production stories aside, her work here is brilliant and deserved recognition.

Best Actor

James Caan, Thief - One of the coolest, most searing leading man performances of the 80s simply didn't get the love it deserved when it came out 40 years (!) ago. Caan was operating at the peak of his coked out powers here, and while Michael Mann many more great movies (and directed many awards caliber performances), this one is still my favorite.

Richard Pryor, Blue Collar - The legendary stand up comic showed flashes of his potential as a dramatic actor with his heartbreaking turn in Lady Sings the Blues. But the full force of what might have been is here where he is both funny and furious as an autoworker who is fighting to gain power and influence in a demonstrably white man's world. A really interesting performance.

Harrison Ford, The Fugitive - Tommy Lee Jones, who won the Oscar, had the showier role, but Ford's emotional and physical performance is peerless here. The scene where he breaks down while being interrogating about the death of his wife is one of my favorite acting moments ever, period.

Adam Sandler, Uncut Gems - Sandler proved a lot of haters wrong with this one. He really could be one of our greatest living actors if he only applied himself more. But no matter what this movie and his performance in it, will always be the stuff of legend. Such a great portrait of a pressure cooker gambling addict. He'll likely never top it.

Harry Dean Stanton, Paris Texas - I could also just as easily shout out his supporting turn in the same year's Repo Man, but this quiet drama -- in which his character is wordless for much of its opening, is the best role of this incredible character actor's career. A haunting story about a broken man trying to piece his life back together

Jack Nicholson, The Shining - Totally unappreciated back in 1980, this very theatrical performance was idiotically dismissed as over the top. Now, it looks like one THE GREAT performances of all time, tragically informed by turmoil in Nicholson's own personal life and an infamously demanding shoot. The result is funny, terrifying and exciting almost in equal measure.

I didn't watch the Oscars, but Chadwick Boseman should've won

For the second year in a row I skipped watching the Oscars -- and to be honest, I didn't even miss it. Not even a little bit. I was so burned by last year's snubs, particularly of eminently worthy actors and actresses of color that I more or less vowed never to come back, even though I do check in on the awards race nonsense from time to time because I begrudgingly admit it entertains me.

And this year there was a lot to celebrate. After last year's tepid showing, this was the most diverse crop of actors ever nominated. And we have two female Best Director nominees, with Chloe Zhao ultimately triumphing and become just the second woman ever to win that prize.

And yet I imagine the thing most people will be talking about today is Anthony Hopkins' surprising upset of the late Chadwick Boseman in the Best Actor race. I mean Frances McDormand winning a third Best Actress Oscar (a feat even Meryl Streep hasn't achieved) is a big deal. And it's nice to see Youn Yuh-jung win Best Supporting Actress in what was, in retrospect, a pretty wide open race.

But Boseman's posthumous win seemed all but assured. So much so, that Hopkins' win (making him the oldest Oscar winning actor ever) came as such a huge shock.

It's not that Hopkins wasn't terrific in The Father, he was. It is the perfect sort of Oscar baity performance -- exploring the trauma of an aging man grabbling with Alzheimer's. Still, Boseman, who was so much more than an actor, and if there was ever a moment to pay tribute to his remarkable, all-too-brief career.

And apparently, idiots in the academy, according to pop culture writer Mark Harris were debating internally about whether giving Boseman the Oscar would be a "waste."

Curiously, I don't remember these same debates in the public when the late Heath Ledger, deservedly, won virtually ever critic's award -- including the Oscar -- for his iconic performance in The Dark Knight back in 2008. Of course, an Oscar for Boseman would not have been wasted, it would have been a fitting a tribute, just as Peter Finch's posthumous win was for his classic performance in Network.

Hopkins isn't the bad guy here. He's not a perennial winner who robbed someone more deserving. I could actually make an argument for all the other nominees winning too (with the exception of Gary Oldman) and I actually think the Best Actor winner should have been someone who wasn't even nominated -- Delroy Lindo for Da 5 Bloods.

More so this result, which I understand was a wet fart of an ending to the broadcast, is just another reminder that the Oscars are as out of touch as the Grammys have been for years. For every totally deserving and life affirming win as Parasite's last year, there is a Green Book victory and a Glenn Close nomination for a bad performance in a bad movie.

I'm tired of being disappointed almost every year, I'm tired of lamenting the preference for hokey message movies like The Trial of the Chicago 7 over more interesting fare like 2019's Uncut Gems, which didn't get a SINGLE NOMINATION. Not for Adam Sandler, who gave the performance of his life, not for its screenplay, its directors, its incredible score. For a movie like that to ignored is simply unforgivable and an indictment of everything the bloated Oscars is, and probably always was.

These actors make me laugh, they could make me cry

Was re-watching Uncut Gems this afternoon -- which gets better every time I see it. It honestly has a case to make alongside The Social Network and There Will Be Blood, that it's one of the greatest statement films of the past 20 years. I am consistently taken aback by its Exorcist-esque opening sequence in Africa, which is disarming and immediately shows us we're in for something special. But I digress

Adam Sandler's lead performance was not just a reminder of his unique talent, but also further evidence that sometimes actors with comic backgrounds make the most dynamic dramatic acting stars. Time and again, whether it be Bill Murray or more recently, Bob Odenkirk in Nobody, some of the most inspired and exciting work is enhanced by the unpredictable edge that comics bring.

That got me thinking -- what actors predominately known for the comedic work would be good in a drama or in some cases should do more drama. Here a few people who have come to mind:

Kate McKinnon - One of SNL's most beloved recent stars has not fully had her moment on the big screen. She was wasted in Bombshell, was the best part of the otherwise forgettable reboot of Ghostbusters and flopped in the spy comedy whose name I can't remember. She clearly can play a myriad of characters, but the sad undercurrent to her Hillary Clinton impression tells me she can go deep too.

Danny McBride - Much of McBride's work -- especially his many glorious HBO series -- already goes pretty far into the dark side, although he's usually playing the clueless buffoon. But I believe McBride would slay in a more straight dramatic role. He is one of these actors who can't be unfunny, but he also is a fearless, committed actor who gives every role, no matter how silly, his all.

Ben Stiller - An underrated director and I think an underrated actor too. I always think back on his vulnerable, moving work in The Royal Tenenbaums 20 years ago -- he had the most compelling arc of all the Tenenbaum kids and he's largely fallen back on slapstick broad comedy ever since. I missed his Walter Mitty film which I here was a failure, but I still think movies like Greenburg suggest he has more range than we usually see.

Aubrey Plaza - The Parks and Recreation alumnus has already started playing more dramatic roles -- her performance in Ingrid Goes West was woefully under appreciated -- so this is more of a keep up the good work sentiment. I was sad to see her pidgeonholed into roles that largely used her as sex object when she first transitioned to film, but with movies like Black Bear she's showing she's a lot more than her established persona suggests.

Donald Glover - When he was on Community I  never could have anticipated that Donald Glover would not just become one of most interesting actors -- but also musicians -- working in America. His show Atlanta is a wonderful melange of drama and comedy that is easily one of the best shows on TV. He's also made some interesting movie choices but other than his turn as Lando Calrissian in Solo nothing too high profile. I feel like he could be a great movie star -- if he wanted.

Will Forte - This ex-SNL actor gave one of the best bananas comic performances ever in MacGruber but he also gave an effective lowkey dramatic performance in the acclaimed film Nebraska. He has a lot of colors that he can play -- the wonderful, unsung sitcom The Last Man on Earth demonstrated that -- and I could see him having the same late career resurgence Odenkirk experienced.

Mike Myers - During the peak of his Austin Powers run, Myers made an ill-fated stab at the drama appearing as doomed disco impresario Steve Rubell in the flop 54 and then he never went back (unless you count his small turns in Bohemian Rhapsody and Inglorious Basterds).  But here's the thing -- look at any of his broad comic movies, dude can act. He can actually be credible even when he's playing the silliest of characters. He just needs to push himself more.

Jordan Peele - He's become a legend for his work behind the camera, and rightly so but he's a really great on-screen performer too and I think he could have the sort of acting career someone like Sydney Pollack did, who seamlessly kept up his directing while delivering consistently smart and funny character turns in other auteur's movies. Just a thought.

Get high, watch these (if you please) 4/20 recommendations

I have always cringed a little bit when people say a movie is better if you watch it high.  Sure, some movies can be enhanced -- but The Wizard of Oz, for instance, is great with or without weed. And, as someone who is a big marijuana proponent -- both for pleasure and medicinally -- I think it's silly to make too big a deal out of the unofficial holiday which is 4/20.

And yet, here we are. 

So in no particular order here are 10 films I'd recommend if you're looking to have a particularly trippy experience today or any day, sober or not...

House (1977) - One of the most surreal, strange films ever made -- feels like a bizarre glossy commercial mixed with unpredictable body horror. Hard to categorize. It's sort of a horror movie but it's far more weird than scary with its director Nobuhiko Obayahsi throwing all sort of fantastic homemade-seeming special effects at you to see what sticks. Tonally nuts. You can see a lot of influence on Michel Gondry here.

Mulholland Drive (2001) - The film that got me hooked on David Lynch 20 years ago is still a mind bending gut punch now. It works as both a deliriously sexy and strange update on the film noir and a darkly funny art film satirizing Hollywood's figurative cutthroat nature. It takes at least two viewings to fully appreciate. In fact, it might be cool to watch it back to back when under the influence after the initial shock wears off.

Vertigo (1958) - My favorite Hitchcock film and perhaps the most visually inventive -- the Jimmy Stewart nightmare dream sequence alone is worth the price of admission. It's the vibrant use of color and dreamlike atmosphere that engross me every time I see it, and like many of the movies on this list, it's about so much more than what it appears to be on the surface, which is perfect for drug-induced viewing.

The Big Lebowski (1998) - The ultimate stoner mystery-thriller (although The Long Goodbye is probably its equal) features Jeff Bridges in arguably his most iconic performance as a burnout drawn into an elaborate scheme at the urging of his ex-Vietnam vet friend (the great John Goodman). One of the Coen brothers' loosest, silliest movies is still one of their best and just great fun to watch.

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) - I've written about this before but 2001 is such a feast for the eyes, ears and soul that you can get quite a lot out of it if you're in the right headspace. Kubrick's legendary film famously didn't find much of an audience until it was embraced by the hippie crowd in the late 60s. Today, it's now viewed as the high water mark of a certain kind of heady sci-fi, one that has rarely, if ever, been equaled.

Inception (2010) - While I'm sure it's wacky premise falls apart if you scrutinize it too much, it's hard to deny how entertaining and accessible this film is, especially considering what it's trying to do narratively. Tenet showed the limitations of this type of movie when its relatively devoid of soul, but with Leonardo DiCaprio fully committed in the lead, this feels like more than just a technical exercise and it's big set pieces still pack a wallop.

The Tree of Life (2011) - Terrence Malick's stunning achievement -- a paean to the process of life and family, is an elegiac tone poem whose unorthodox rhythms are perfectly suited to a mental flight of fancy. Its montages are peerless as is it's swelling emotion. Definitely not for all tastes, but if you can get on Malick and the movie's wavelength it takes you on quite a journey.

MacGruber (2010) - Simply the best dumb comedy of recent years -- a gut-busting melange of high but mostly low comedy. Criminally under-appreciated when it first came out, it now feels like a genuine cult classic (can't wait for the TV series inspired by it). Wonderfully nutty tone and style that is eminently quotable and surprisingly endearing. 

Apocalypse Now (1979)  - One of my favorite war films in part because it really leans into the madness, chaos and creeping existential dread of war. It's last act in particular takes on a kind of mythological proportion that supersedes the drama and its melodrama makes for a surreal viewing experience. It doesn't hurt that the people making this film were almost certainly on a lot of drugs, too.

Solaris (1972 and 2002 either version) - Again, hard 'not for everyone's taste' warning on these too -- they are intentionally slow paced and meandering movies about the nature of humanity and the challenges of reckoning with our mortality -- all wrapped in the package of a genre sci-fi movie. The Soderbergh version, which boasts a powerful, against-type performance from George Clooney, is the more accessible one, but both films are deep, passionate and profound.

'Nobody' works as unconventional action vehicle for Odenkirk

I'm biased. I've been a Bob Odenkirk fan for over two decades. And his late career resurgence as a dramatic actor has been one of the most pleasantly surprising pop cultural developments in years. I will always cherish him as half of the Mr. Show duo, still my favorite sketch comedy show of all time. But even on that show he always showed a flair for getting deep into character and revealing the pathos even in the most absurd character.

His range is put to great use in the deliriously violent new action thriller Nobody. It's slightly derivative of the John Wick films and has a truly thankless role for the luminous Connie Nielsen as his wife, but for the most part it's an incredibly fun, fast romp in tongue in cheek carnage.

It's almost a throwback movie -- it reminds me a bit of a Walter Hill picture -- you feel every punch and the action is not graceful or too hyper choreographed. Of course it is, but it feels a lot more slapdash in the best possible way. And somehow, despite the fact that he's 58 years old and far from imposing physically, the movie really does make Odenkirk feel plausible as an action star.

He looks a bit more fit here, with a grizzled greying beard that suits him, The first half of the movie does a terrific job of creating an air of mystery about his character. Good cinema shorthand has ways of making you understand that a character is a badass based on how other characters react to them, and you quickly recognize that the Odenkirk character isn't the milquetoast suburban dad he initially appears to be.

And once the plot kicks in, which is knowingly threadbare and innocuously silly, it's a pretty much non-stop ride. It's self awareness isn't cynical -- people aren't constantly popping off one-liners and being irritatingly ironic. Nobody is much more straightforward and satisfying and it's blissfully just over 90 minutes, instead of a bloated mess like so many other modern action movies.

I don't see a Taken-like career re-route in Odenkirk's future though, or at least I hope not. He's too interesting an actor to be pigeonholed into a single genre, but this film does prove unequivocally that Odenkirk has it in him to be a movie star, too.

Better late than never I say.  It's had to gauge how successful it is and will be since most folks will be seeing it on streaming platforms, instead of a theater, which is a shame since Nobody has a rousing, crowd-pleasing vibe about it, especially when old favorite Christopher Lloyd shows up as Odenkirk's gun toting dad.

It's early, but this is the first great 2021 movie I've seen.

Flashback 2001: My top 10 favorite movies from 20 years ago

It's wild to think of 2001, the year that arguably changed everything in this country for mostly worse was 20 years ago. Although the attacks of 9/11 came late in the year, they cast a shadow on everything that can before and after.

It was too early for the movies to fully reflect the bleakness of this period (that would come later in the decade) and so many of my favorites from this year are surprisingly light-hearted. This was my sophomore year in college and so I have a lot of fond memories specifically tied to the viewing experience of several of these, which remain burned in my brain.

It definitely feels like a more innocent time in many ways -- pre-War on Terror, pre-Katrina, pre-Trump. It wasn't the best year bur far from the worst for movies. And, as per usual, there's a few stone-cold classics...

10) Zoolander - One of the most delightfully silly and quotable comedies of its time was like a ear-worm. It did just ok at the box office but it had real staying power. Sure, it's a little overstuffed with celebrity cameos and it's plot is laughably incoherent, but who cares -- Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are perfection as vapid supermodels who start at as rivals and then become pals, Will Ferrell is deliriously funny as the villain and it'll always remain a favorite dumb comedy of mine although I haven't revisited it in years. 

9) Sexy Beast - Ben Kingsley completely upended his on-screen image (he'd played mostly gentle characters after becoming a star with 1982's Gandhi) as a foul-mouthed and ferocious gangster in this cool and kinetic British gangster film. The joke of the film is that everyone, including the imposing Ray Winstone, is terrified of him, and his performance is so intense you believe them. A real who's who of hangdog Brit actors with a killer soundtrack to boot.

8) The Pledge - 2001 was a great year for old man action films (there was also The Score which I am embarrassed to admit I like). Here, Jack Nicholson plays one of his most subdued roles as a retired cop who can't get over a serial killer who slipped through his fingers. To date, the Sean Penn-directed film I've enjoyed the most, keeps throwing curveballs at you, including a murderer's row of supporting performances from the likes of Helen Mirren and a devastating Mickey Rourke. A haunting little thriller that's worth rediscovery and reappraisal. 

7) Heist - Like I said, a great year for old man action. Here you have Gene Hackman at his most badass as a professional thief trying to get out of the business clean. A David Mamet script and directorial effort that works because his hyper stylized dialogue is a great fit for the genre. And again, you have an excellent cast surrounding Hackman including Delroy Lindo, Danny DeVito and a young Sam Rockwell -- all of whom are having a ball. Not reinventing the genre or anything, but old fashioned in the best way.

6) Ghost World - A moving and vivid interpretation of a popular underground comic with a scene stealing lead performance from Thora Birch (who should have had a bigger career). An episodic look at a hipster high school graduate trying to figure out her place in the universe who gets into an unlikely romantic relationship with a socially awkward blues aficionado played to perfection by Steve Buscemi, who was robbed of an Oscar nomination for his work in this film.

5) Wet Hot American Summer - Easily one of the funniest, most on target parodies of all time. This cult classic with a stacked cast of up-and-coming stars (including Paul Rudd, Bradley Cooper and Elizabeth Banks) hits out of the park with its bizarro and remarkably committed recreation of the 80s camp movie aesthetic. Deliriously weird and crude, this is always a fun rewatch and I even enjoyed the recent reboots for Netflix. I'm so glad this film (and now franchise) has the fanbase it richly deserves.

4) Training Day - Denzel Washington finally won a Best Actor Oscar for one of his greatest performances (at the time it was viewed as a career consolation prize, but that was a very wrong assessment) and his first full blown villain role. He is electric (and an underrated Ethan Hawke is a great sparring partner) as a deeply corrupt but undeniably charismatic Los Angeles narcotics detective who is indebted to the Russian mob and doing all sorts of dirty deeds to dig himself out. Exciting, funny and evocative, director Antoine Fuqua has yet to top his work here and Denzel gives a master class in genre movie acting.

3) Mulholland Drive - For many, this was a comeback of sorts for director David Lynch. It was originally intended to become a television show but it totally works as a standalone film. It beautifully explores many of his fascinations with artifice, Hollywood, glamour, sex and of course, death. An incredible breakthrough movie for Naomi Watts, Justin Theroux and the stunning Laura Harring (who never got her due). For me, it was the movie that started a lifelong love for Lynch's work and it remains a rewarding revisit all these years later.

2) Ocean's Eleven - Just a unadulterated blast of star-driven fun. I still remember how plesantly surprised and delighted I was by my first (and then second, third and fourth -- I mean who hasn't seen this movie a million times by now on cable?) viewing of this franchise launcher. George Clooney and Brad Pitt proved to be the most charming male leading duo since Paul Newman and Robert Redford, and the whole supporting team all get their moments to shine. Most importantly though, director Steven Soderbergh (who was on an all-time hot streak) didn't sacrifice his directorial flair to make it.

1) The Royal Tenenbaums - For me, it remains Wes Anderson's warmest most glorious picture. All of his specificity works wonders with this sweet and hilarious tale about a wayward patriarch (Gene Hackman again, in one of his greatest, if not his greatest performance) trying to win back the love of his eccentric family. It looks like it could be taking place in the 1970s, even though its in this fantasy version of NYC that has sort of never existed. It's got one of the best soundtracks, some of the biggest laughs, and it pulls on your heartstrings when you least expect it. In other words, it's a perfect movie.

'Thunder Force' is a bland, boring waste of its star's talents

Just when I thought Zack Synder's Justice League had cemented how creatively bankrupt superhero movies have become, here comes Thunder Force to bring the genre down yet another peg.

The new Netflix film starring Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer could have, and perhaps aimed to, subvert some of the genre's cliches -- but besides the unconventional casting of the two actresses, this movie does absolutely nothing new and does it with barely any laughs.

It's all particularly disappointing because McCarthy and Spencer are two of Hollywood's most likable and under-appreciated talents, and they deserve so much better. McCarthy, whose husband Ben Falcone wrote this film, directed it and appears in a small role, does lots of her patented physical humor and struggles mightily to supply emotional pathos but there's nothing fresh or interesting about what she is doing here. In movies like Spy she actually played a real character, here she's an underachiever and a big Chicago sports fan, and that's about it.

Spencer fairs even worse, serving for most of the film as a humorless straight man to McCarthy. The two characters are supposed to be playing estranged best friends but they simply don't have the chemistry and camaraderie to sell it. In fact, most of the 'laughs' are limited to Jason Bateman's role as a potential villain with lobster arms. And his one-joke role lands flat.

And that doesn't even begin to scratch surface. The plot is one of the most mind-numblingly dumb superhero plots I've ever seen, something superheroes who behave badly called Miscreants (a word that is said seemingly 600 times throughout the inane script). I have no idea if this film was every intended for the big screen, but it looks cheap and shoddy, even for a Netflix film.

Much ink has been spilled about the mixed to miserable results of McCarthy numerous collaborations with her husband and it's rough when a movie like this doesn't even make it's odder, more inside-y jokes work (like a gross, unfunny running gag about raw meat). The movie ends with a crowd chanting the duo self-appointed moniker -- Thunder Force -- and then a post credit sequence that also begins with the rote chanting of the title.

I suppose we are meant to find this infectious -- that the name will become an irresistible earworm, but it's just dull and never funny no matter how hard McCarthy and co try. I am all for a big dumb comedy -- McCarthy's Bridesmaids co-star Kristen Wiig hit it out of the park with one, her recent Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar (which almost  removes the stink of Wiig's performance in Wonder Woman 1984).

I have no doubt McCarthy will do plenty of better films -- she is a wonderful actress besides being a great comedian -- and in the right role there's no one quite like her. But this is her coasting at best. Octavia Spencer seems to be in a more challenging spot. She's gone wildly campy with Ma, returned to grounded work with Luce and is clearly trying to broaden her persona here too -- but she doesn't have a single moment to shine. Her character's an uptight drag who mostly tries to reign in McCarthy when she's trying to be funny. What did she see in this part? This is an Oscar winner, is this the best Hollywood can offer her?

I'm honestly stunned by how bad, cynical and lazy this movie was. By all means skip it. And if you're trying to get a superhero fix check out The Boys instead on Amazon Prime. That show tackles the idea of rogue superheroes much more effectively and hilariously than any moment in Thunder Force does.